What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why is every human messed up in some way?

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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